Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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