I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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