I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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