i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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