Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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