i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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