i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Your cock deserves a montage
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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