I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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