he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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