New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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