Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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