I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i think i have two assholes
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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