Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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