I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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