After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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