So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the condom got lost in my hair
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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