You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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