: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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