So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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