Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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