I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Let's get the cat blown out
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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