I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm both gender and math confused
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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