i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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