This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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