He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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