ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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