I don't usually arrange sex via text message
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
babies were throwing up all over the place
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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