but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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