but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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