In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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