I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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