Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we're making bets on your personal life
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
