You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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