That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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