Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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