I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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