How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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