The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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