Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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