She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
one might say we're banned from that church
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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