I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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