see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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