come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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