My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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