I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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