Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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