Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Randomize
