Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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