"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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