My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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